Mbc messaged me back. He said he'd like to have a drink at my house, because he has roommates. Plus, he's better without distractions.
It's hard to decipher with the typos, but I think the gist is: if I like to drink and loosen up, then we'll get along just fine. If we are feeling it, things can move ahead. But, he wouldn't expect anything and wouldn't be mad if I wasn't interested. But, if I like to flirt then we are gonna be good friends. So, I should give it a try.
Then, he gave me his name. Mbc are initials. I googled him. Someone with his name who is seven years older had an outstanding warrant back in April of 2020. Granted, that is over a year ago. Maybe Mbc has taken care of that situation. Perhaps there is another person with that name in Hilo, but I highly doubt it, because it is a unique name.
Maybe I could contact the HPD and run a sting operation on my date? I wonder if I could get collect a bounty? I always did want to work for Dog the Bounty Hunter. The HPD should set up undercover Tinder profiles and catfish dudes with outstanding warrants.
My boss thinks I need to get off Tinder and go back on Match.
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